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What did I just do?

SPOILERS AHEAD

So, I just watched the movie Knowing. Nicholas Cage may very well be my favorite person on the planet. I’ll go ahead and skip saying the obvious things that should be said (but have already been said and are still being said) about this mess of thrilling confusion and blasphemy and simply say this: Ridiculous. I had an unimaginably sinful good time watching this retarded affair unfold before me.

Get this: Aliens. Bam. Man finds a piece of paper that predicts all major disasters in the past 50 years, man happens to witness the seemingly normal, yet brutal, events that occur from that moment on. And then - The sun is going to explode and only aliens can save the children, but not the old people (fuck them), and then the children will have sex with other children in space.

Maybe I’m just a sucker for unnecessarily explosive deaths on the big screen, but I recommend this movie to anyone and everyone forever. At least in the end, New York gets what it deserves.

- Jesse